![]() Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates.Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Optimus Prime: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons.Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the All Spark.Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?.Sam Witwicky: He wants us to get in the car.Bumblebee: "Any more questions you want to ask?".Bumblebee: "Message from Starfleet, Captain"."Throughout the inanimate vastness of space"."And angels will rain down like visitors from Heaven! Hallelujah!".Sam Witwicky: So what was that last night? What was that?.Bumblebee: "Thank you, you're beautiful! You're wonderful, you're wonderful.".Bumblebee: "XM Satellite One"."Digital Cable brings you"."Columbia Broadcasting System".It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones. It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing. It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer. It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars. It’ so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling. It’s so hot that I’m using Celsius instead of Fahrenheit just to have a lower number. It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day. It’s so hot I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl. It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron. It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders. It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started tele-marketing. ![]() It’s so hot outside that I poured McDonald’s hot coffee on my lap just to cool off. It’s so hot in the Apple store because they have no Windows. It’s so hot the Betty Ford clinic has opened a wet bar. It’s so hot even the bee’s perm has become unmanageable and now she’s a frizzbee. It’s so hot granny farted just to get a little breeze. It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen. It’s so hot outside I saw a chicken poop scrambled eggs. It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass. It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen. It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back. It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof. It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state. It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them. It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home. It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm. It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette. It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves. It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking. It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner. It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?” It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps. It’s so hot even white collar workers are red necks. It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off. It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate. It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner. James titled her next book “Fifty Shades of Red”. It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog. It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying. It’s so hot firecrackers light themselves. It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes. ![]() It’s so hot global warming has been replaced by global melting. It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast. It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out the ground. It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants. It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady. It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time. It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting. It’s so hot I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed. It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife. It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk. There’s nothing cooler than these It’s So Hot jokes! So if it’s hot where you are right now, give them a read before they become too hot to handle! Funny It’s So Hot Jokes
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